So I was talking to this Clifford guy who seemed okay at first and on the day we were scheduled to meet up for coffee and movie, he just revealed a slight annoyance. He told me that I was being bossy and I told him to deal with it and then he asked me not to keep up with my bossy attitude else he wouldn't show up and stuff like that. And I wanted to tell him straight up who the fuck do you think you are. Do you think I give a fuck? Like seriously I wasn't even THAT bossy as he claimed. So yeah I just wanted to kind of ditch him but then I had a different agenda. I met him anyway at Plaza Sing in Dhoby Ghaut and goddammit, he is fucking FAT. And tall. Dude's got some nerves to be an asshole when he looks like a piece of ssshhhit that he is. Then we got to the cinema and he paid for the tickets for The November Man. The movie was like action packed James Bond kind of film and it was pretty good despite all the gore shooting and killing. Anyway after the movie, he told me that he needed to go the toilet and I was like, "Ooooooh perfect." So when he got in I just went off and blocked him everywhere. Hah take that, you fat cunt.
What is so bossy about telling him that I wanna leave early so that I could be there on time right? He was the bossy one asking me to take a selfie repeatedly.
That was just me trying to stay calm because I had something else in mind. No words could describe how contented I felt after ditching his stuck-up fat ass off. Especially after he told me in the cinema that I am very good looking. Flattery doesn't work with me, you shit. It doesn't make up for your crappy attitude either.
Don't get me wrong, i am not against overweight people. If he's attitude isn't as shitty, I would have treated him differently. But this guy is just a plain jerk.
I wanted to laugh when the first thing he said when we met was, "Are you surprised that I'm very tall?" I didn't think you'd be this fat is more like it.
Overall, I am very satisfied. He's trying to mess with the wrong girl and I don't take shit from anyone. Got served what he deserved.
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